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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot


foreveralone-lyguy:

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

haha if they get up you can see if they farted

(Source: rialxoan)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

thosefreshguys:

I wish I had someone to talk to, to hold and to kiss. 

(Source: fluvex)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

Anonymous asked:
u bit me..

You bruised me..

omgphantastic:

don’t treat your significant other like they’re a fucking hook up